A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..

Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if you are still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women?
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

Wife to husband:
What kind of pictures have you been taking That you have to develop them in the dark?

Life is like a mirror:
Smile at it & it is charming
Frown at it & it becomes sinister.

Most politicians have 4 speeches:
What they have written down,
What they actually say,
What they wish they had said &
What they are quoted as saying the next day.

Man has his will.......
But woman has her way.