One Liner

                                                                                                                                       
One liners.......... very wise.                                                
                                                                                 
                                Lessons in Logic                                
                                                                                
                          If your father is a poor man,                          
                              it is your fate but,                              
                      if your father-in-law is a poor man,                      
                              it's your stupidity.                              
                                                                                
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                            I was born intelligent -                            
                              education ruined me.                              
                                                                                
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                          Practice makes perfect.....                          
                            But nobody's perfect......                          
                                so why practice?                                
                                                                                
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                  If it's true that we are here to help others,                  
                    then what exactly are the others here for?                  
                                                                                
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                      Since light travels faster than sound,                    
                people appear bright until you hear them speak.                
                                                                                
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                            Money is not everything.                            
                            There's MasterCard & Visa.                          
                                                                                
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                            One should love animals.                            
                                They are so tasty.                              
                                                                                
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                            Every Man should marry.                            
                  After all, happiness is not the only thing in                  
                                      life.                                      
                                                                                
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                              The wise never marry.                              
                    and when they marry they become otherwise.                  
                                                                                
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                          Success is a relative term.                          
                          It brings so many relatives.                          
                                                                                
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                      Never put off the work till tomorrow                      
                          what you can put off today.                          
                                                                                
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                      "Your future depends on your dreams"                      
                                  So go to sleep                                
                                                                                
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                  There should be a better way to start a day                  
                          Than waking up every morning                          
                                                                                
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                        "Hard work never killed anybody"                        
                              But why take the risk                              
                                                                                
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                      The more you learn, the more you know,                    
                      The more you know, the more you forget                    
                      The more you forget, the less you know                    
                                So.. why learn.                                
                                                                                
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                      A bus station is where a bus stops.                      
                                                                                
                    A train station is where a train stops.                    
                                                                                
                      On my desk, I have a work station....                      
                          what more can I say........