Life

THRU THE COURTESY: ASHVIN   PARIKH
 
1
Life is like...
A REFLECTION: 
Smile at "IT".. 
And...
It is charming!  
BUT..IF YOU..
Frown at.. "IT"...
And.. It Becomes Sinister!!       
       
2.
A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking!
BUT..
A WISE man tells her that..
She looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED!!
    
3. 
Three FASTEST means of Communication : 
1. Tele-Phone 
2. Tele-Vision 
3. Tell to Woman 
Need still FASTER... Tell her.. NOT TO TELL ANYONE AT ALL!!!!
          
4. 
Love your friends not their sisters.!
Love your sisters not their friends!!
 
5. 
Let us be generous like this :
Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. 
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him. 
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. 
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.. 
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because...
he is ALONE and we are FOUR! 
       
6.
If you do NOT have a Girl Friend!
You are missing SOME thing in your life!! 
BUT..
If you HAVE a Girl Friend...
You are missing EVERY thing in your life!!!!
 
7.
Question :
When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE? 
Answer :  On their MARRIAGE! 
 
8.
When your LIFE is in DARKNESS... 
PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness! 
Even after you pray...
if you are still in Darkness - Please.. PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL!
 
9. 
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women? 
Because...
As per Constitution...
You can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake!

10.
Wife to husband: 
What kind of pictures have you been taking ...
That you have to develop them in the dark? 
         
11. 
Most politicians have 4 speeches: 
What they have written down, 
What they actually say, 
What they wish they had said & 
What they are quoted as saying the next day!
        
12. 
Man has his WILL........ 
But woman has her WAY!