Jokes



Two Lovers plan to suicide.


Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & returns back saying love is blind.
Boy, in air, opened his parachute saying love never dies.
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Girl's exam


A gorgeous girl walks up to a professor's cabin and says I will do anything to pass in the exam.
Professor: anything ! ?
Girl: ya
Prof: open your books and study.
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price


May God increase your happiness like prices of petrol,
And decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.
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Teacher


Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
STUDENT: 32 years.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 years old and she is half mad.
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Five surgeons


Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable. "