LWinning Joke



This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition Organized in Britain :

A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, 'You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time.'

The man replies, 'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.

The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.

One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,' I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss. '

The man looked confused for a moment,
then he laughs .... 'Oh, no,' he, said, 'Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive' .
' The only thing is



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I just quit drinking!!! '